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What a pile of Brit

Steve Morrissey11 April 2012
The Weekender

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Remember when Kate Bush got Best Female Vocalist every year? The Brits may be better but British pop continues on its downward path - we used to laugh at the French! Now, thanks to this collection of the nominees videos, you can re-invent the categories in time for the gong show on Wed 20 Feb.

How about the Oh, Is That A New One? Award for Jamiroquai's 'Little L'. Or the Bags Of Talent, No Prizes award to Wyclef Jean. Or the Painful To Watch award to Robbie for 'Eternity'? Or the Butcher's Dog award to Geri. Or Luckiest Girl In The World award to Dido. Kylie will win everything anyway. Good game, good game.

Verdict: Brit-ney.

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