Eating: I'm a sucker for Yo! Sushi.
Drinking: The Bedford in Balham, a proper pub full of the unemployed, the retired and other assorted skivers.
Dancing: I can't/don't/won't dance.
Exercising: Walking the dog - it's one of the few forms of exercise that doesn't seem to be a complete waste of time.
Working: All over. As a stand-up you learn all the back routes, so if things ever get tight I can always minicab on the side.
Learning: I like going to Borders or Dillons and buying lots of books that I never quite get around to reading.
Dressing: Pants from Marks & Spencer (I'm normal). For smart things Ted Baker, and stage clothes British Home Stores - the Landlord can't shop anywhere else.
Walking: I try, once I'm in town, to do everything on foot. It amazes me that people get on the Tube at Green Park and get off at Piccadilly.
Rummaging: When I played the drums I used to visit Chas E. Foote's in Golden Square or Ray Man in Covent Garden and rummage in their percussion trays. Comedians have a reputation as sad lonely folk, but drummers are a whole notch worse ? and deaf to boot.
Romance: Paris - London is an utterly unromantic city.
Escaping: There's little better than going to the pictures in Leicester Square on a Sunday night.
Collecting: Comic shops. I don't collect comics as such, I read them and then leave them on the bathroom floor where they get damp and trodden on.
Inspiring: I love reading biographies and have just finished the Dud & Pete book by Alex Games. It was top flight, but it makes you worry about how things can turn out for comics.
Dreaming: Bed.
Hiding: At home with a good book.
Avoiding See Dreaming.
